1. Get a call from realtor saying we will be showing our house in 2-24 hours.
2. Try to schedule my day around the showing.
3. Attempt to encourage kids to complete morning routines before 1:00 PM showing.
4. Try to meet kids' needs and keep track of what Rachel is getting into in between getting the house in Saturday-morning chore-clean condition.
5. Feed kids a quick lunch.
6. Change a diaper.
7. Clean up lunch.
8. Remember to take out trash all over house so it doesn't have "funny smell" the realtor mentioned from last realtor tour.
9. While taking trash outside, pull a half dozen of the tallest and most obnoxious-looking weeds bordering front walk.
10. Break up sibling squabble.
11. Prevent Rachel from dumping out art supplies all over freshly mopped kitchen floor.
12. Convince Emma to play outside so she isn't underfoot.
13. Remake kids' beds and verify their closet doors can open and close without being blocked by debris.
14. Put 184 stray items back in their proper places.
15. Use lint roller on cat fur on couch.
16. Emma saunters back in. It's too hot outside.
17. Remove all appliances from kitchen counter and hide in garage.
18. Break up sibling squabble.
19. Load lunch dishes in dishwasher, clean sink, then hide dish drainer (again, the garage).
20. Kids are becoming a little too aware of the fact that I am not paying much attention to them. Noise level rises. I finally send kids to the car, saying we will be leaving soon.
21. Remember to grab more diapers for the diaper bag, and even to grab crackers for emergency snacks.
22. Sanitize kitchen table and counters.
23. Fix blinds and cushions that have been pulled askew by juveniles.
24. "Final walk-through": Put away a dozen more items left out, turn on every light in the house, check toilets.
25. Almost forget to grab purse.
26. Start to get in van, then realize that the garage is looking awfully cluttered with bikes, scooters, etc. filling all available floor space. Quickly shove everything as close to one wall as possible.
27. Cheer with kids, "We made it!" and zoom out of the neighborhood before clients arrive with their realtor.
28. Try to find an air-conditioned place to take kids or errand to run.
29. Arrive home a couple hours later, praying that the realtor hasn't been overly conscientious and locked the door between the garage and kitchen, since my copied house key doesn't work, the realtor has my working key in the lock box, and I have forgotten to trade Brent for his good key.
30. Overly conscientious realtor. 94 degrees. Naptime. 4 tired kids. Milk and eggs in car that need to be refrigerated. Kids all say a prayer. Head to next-door neighbor's. Kids watch a movie while we all wait for Daddy to come home early from work and let us back into our house with nearly every light in the house (including the outside lights!) still on.